NeAr DeAtH eXpErIeNcE! TBC

I couldn't resist a clickbait title sorry future me. Basically, work was normal today. Nothing special happened. Although I did find out that Sophie left. I'll explain that more later. Jo or Eddie shredded something and the shredder kept going for like 10 seconds afterwards. They started to investigate and mess around to see if they could fix it. Long story short, it exploded right in our faces. I literally saw a ball of fire shoot out along with the drawer. It was intense. Eddie got the main hit of it. His eyelashes, hair and chest hair got singed from the heat. We want to try and get a new one but we're pretty sure it's out of warranty. TBC